"Luckily" frederich had set the tivo since we missed the first 15 minutes. Which of course meant that after it was over we watched the whole thing from the start again since frederich then missed most of the rest due to a phone call.
It wasn't any better the 2nd time around. First they attacked his apartment - which as frederich observed, looked like any other unmarried stick jock's home. They took out all the dragon, wolf and hobbit artwork and replaced it with a really cool coffee table, a brand new moster flatscreen tv and some very bad armor (trust me - I live with an armorer).
Then they attacked him - took a kinda scruffy guy - the closest comparison I can come off the top of my head is Shaggy from the live action Scooby Doo movie, and turned him into a "frat boy". If you want to see the before and after pictures they are here. They gave him a very hard time about his smoking (no I don't like it either but really). Then they re-did his wardrobe with awful clothing (even some of the Fab 5 were saying he would get beat up if he wore some of those close to work). Finally one of the guys helped him make "Fair Lady Cakes" which were frozen pastry shells with a custard filling then topped with raspberries and blueberries topped with powdered sugar (shudder). Note: when it was time to go to the event he "forgot" to take the Lady Cakes with him. Good move.
Finally they let him free to show off to his girlfriend. Her response was "Oh My!" which very clearly translated into I hate the wardrobe and I hate the new hairdo. I just wish there was a way to find out exactly how long it takes before he starts growing out his hair again. I liked him A LOT better the way he was and I think the girlfriend agrees.
They all got together and went to an event, which was apparently at a castle like structure in New Jersey. frederich said that KOA prides itself on being more historically accurate than the SCA. However it looked like a pretty typical SCA event to me. The fighting was basically the same and the feast wasn't all that different from what I could see. The only exception was that as a whole the costuming is a couple of levels better than SCA Standard. I won't say anything regarding specific costumes but the overall image was slightly better. It was to the point that Mom called me and said "are you SURE they aren't SCA?"
Overall it was just as bad as I pictured it could be. The "Fab 5" got to make all of their very bad puns, and of course used the whole "have fun storming the castle" line. They also spent a lot of time screwing with the English lanugage in VERY bad attempts to speak historically. We saved the episode (I'm sure so LLT could see it) but overall I'm just happy that it WASN'T someone I know from the SCA.